Caged Dog

In life there are many different dogs. However, when it comes to walks in the park there are only three.

There are those that bark at the drop of the stick, and due to their experience are quite good.

There are those who know they are completely inadequate, usually sons of bitches, who tend to be cower behind their owners; we all know the type.

The last type are the best. They are the ones who bust out beats and do anything to party down. These are the ones who let sticks slide, over and over. They don't care much for them anyway. They eat pedigree chum all day long and don't get fat because they love sports so much. ARGHHHH

The problem is that dogs age 7 times as fast as humans. Ageing is like a big stick that reads "please don't munch me down you inconsiderate dog". Those dogs that live till they're 15 may think they're the champs, but that arrogance is exactly what drives others to delete them off dogbook. You gotta live your life like you're a dog that lives 9 years and if you make it to 12 you won't regret a thing.

After all, it is a dog eat dog world.