In life there are many different dogs. However, when it comes to walks in the park there are only three.
There are those that bark at the drop of the stick, and due to their experience are quite good.
There are those who know they are completely inadequate, usually sons of bitches, who tend to be cower behind their owners; we all know the type.
The last type are the best. They are the ones who bust out beats and do anything to party down. These are the ones who let sticks slide, over and over. They don't care much for them anyway. They eat pedigree chum all day long and don't get fat because they love sports so much. ARGHHHH
The problem is that dogs age 7 times as fast as humans. Ageing is like a big stick that reads "please don't munch me down you inconsiderate dog". Those dogs that live till they're 15 may think they're the champs, but that arrogance is exactly what drives others to delete them off dogbook. You gotta live your life like you're a dog that lives 9 years and if you make it to 12 you won't regret a thing.
After all, it is a dog eat dog world.
Thursday, 31 December 2009
Happy Holidays
Just want to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and barking mad New Year.
Please take a minute to piss on those trees less fortunate than yourselves and remember that not everydog is having an enjoyable festive period.
Please take a minute to piss on those trees less fortunate than yourselves and remember that not everydog is having an enjoyable festive period.
Earlier this week, Amazon made a BIG error. They sent out 500 copies of the Cheshire Dogs new bounce album, Smack Your Bitch Up, despite its release date being postponed to February 1st 2010.
It remains to be seen whether this will affect album sales and whether the Dogs themselves will even be arsed.
It is presumed that the Dogs wanted the album to be released to coincide with their dinner time as to maximise his fun during the best part of every day.
The actual album itself is barking mad. The tracks are boss nass, and make you want to drop a beat and bust a rhyme. And in doing so, you would be rate silly.
There was a worry that Rex wouldn't stray to far off his lead and would just play around with grass and dog poo he found, those worrying needn't of bothered. He goes in, and goes in hard. Harsh woofs, harsh barks, harsh sniffing other dog's arses. Its all there. And it works.
The biggest track of note is 'Drop the stick' and features K-dog. This looks like the albums signature track as the label have made a concerted effort to clamp down on the sharing of this track in particular.
Heres one of the best tracks called 'Put a Muzzle On It':
It remains to be seen whether this will affect album sales and whether the Dogs themselves will even be arsed.
It is presumed that the Dogs wanted the album to be released to coincide with their dinner time as to maximise his fun during the best part of every day.
The actual album itself is barking mad. The tracks are boss nass, and make you want to drop a beat and bust a rhyme. And in doing so, you would be rate silly.
There was a worry that Rex wouldn't stray to far off his lead and would just play around with grass and dog poo he found, those worrying needn't of bothered. He goes in, and goes in hard. Harsh woofs, harsh barks, harsh sniffing other dog's arses. Its all there. And it works.
The biggest track of note is 'Drop the stick' and features K-dog. This looks like the albums signature track as the label have made a concerted effort to clamp down on the sharing of this track in particular.
Heres one of the best tracks called 'Put a Muzzle On It':
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